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It is widely believed that the human mind is vast and limitless. Unfortunately, this is as far as mine goes. So watch me attempt to make sense of the grays in this 8-bit landscape...and constantly get sidetracked.
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  • yumchocolatemilk:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

the tag is too perfect

    yumchocolatemilk:

    makhbro:

    #if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

    the tag is too perfect

    (via baddie)

    Source: freddiefreemansbestfriend
    • 2 hours ago
    • 111381 notes
  • thespacegoat:

    • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
    • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
    • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
    • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
    • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
    • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
    • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
    • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
    • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
    • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
    • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
    • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
    • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
    • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
    • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
    • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
    • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
    • Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
    • Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
    • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
    • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
    • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
    • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
    • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
    • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
    • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
    • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

    (via hello-zuko-here)

    Source: thespacegoat
    • 3 hours ago
    • 447180 notes
  • unregardless:

    hey yo

    be nice to people

    bc most people are already sad so like

    why be mean

    (via hello-zuko-here)

    Source: unregardless
    • 3 hours ago
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  • bestnatesmithever:

jtotheizzoe:

I’ve seen a lot of spacey photos in my time. Enough so that I catch myself occasionally making a jaded sigh, saying “Oh neat, another shot of a spacecraft in front of the moon. Been there, done that.“ 
Then I punch myself in the arm and tell myself to shut up because these are pictures of SPACE. 
That’s what happened with Maximilian Teodorescu’s shot of the International Space Station against the face of the moon. At first I was minorly impressed, because it’s a very small thing traveling very fast, in front of a larger thing that is even farther away. But people take pictures of the ISS all the time. Big deal.
Then I realized that this one was taken during the day. At that point I lost my schnoodles. I’m betting a few of you will too.
(via Overthinking It)



Reblogging for “schnoodles”

Schnoodles forevs!

    bestnatesmithever:

    jtotheizzoe:

    I’ve seen a lot of spacey photos in my time. Enough so that I catch myself occasionally making a jaded sigh, saying “Oh neat, another shot of a spacecraft in front of the moon. Been there, done that.“ 

    Then I punch myself in the arm and tell myself to shut up because these are pictures of SPACE. 

    That’s what happened with Maximilian Teodorescu’s shot of the International Space Station against the face of the moon. At first I was minorly impressed, because it’s a very small thing traveling very fast, in front of a larger thing that is even farther away. But people take pictures of the ISS all the time. Big deal.

    Then I realized that this one was taken during the day. At that point I lost my schnoodles. I’m betting a few of you will too.

    (via Overthinking It)

    Reblogging for “schnoodles”

    Schnoodles forevs!

    Source: blogs.scientificamerican.com
    • 3 hours ago
    • 953 notes
  • unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

    unabating:

    go away i dont want to talk to you

    (via juliasegal)

    Source: unabating
    • 4 hours ago
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  • Sulley!!!  (at Krispy Kreme)

    Sulley!!! (at Krispy Kreme)

    • 2 days ago
  • Baha sa mga kalye ng Port Area.  So I guess hindi muna ako makakauwi.  D: (at Port Area)

    Baha sa mga kalye ng Port Area. So I guess hindi muna ako makakauwi. D: (at Port Area)

    • 6 days ago
    • 1 notes
  • Source: fuckyesdeftones
    • 1 week ago
    • 52 notes
  • First Gameplay Footage of Kingdom Hearts III

    (via pseudokinesis)

    Source: a-world-of-our-very-own
    • 1 week ago
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  • nthdoctor:

    wolfpuppy:

    atxbears:

    bearlust:

    STOP SCROLLING and watch this!

    I had seen the video he plays around the half way point already but this was just 10x more raw.  I feel gutted. 

    This is pretty damn powerful…

    I felt the need to transcribe a part of this. Pardon me if that’s a bad thing.

    “…because there’s something inside you that made you keep trying despite everyone that told you to quit. You built a cast around your broken heart and signed it yourself; you signed it - ‘they were wrong!’

    Because maybe you didn’t belong to a group or a clique. Maybe they decided to pick you last for basketball or everything. Maybe you used to bring bruises and broken teeth to show and tell but never told - because how can you hold your ground if everyone around you wants to bury you beneath it - you have to believe that they were wrong! They have to be wrong… Why else would we still be here?

    We grew up cheering for the underdog because we see ourselves in them. We stem from a root planted in the belief that we are not what we were called. We are not abandoned cars stalled out and sitting empty on some highway, and if in some way we are, don’t worry; we only got out to walk and get gas. We are graduating members from a class of we made it - not the faded echoes of voices crying out names will never hurt me.

    Of course - they did. But our lives will always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain and more to do with beauty.”

    Source: grand-line-journey
    • 1 week ago
    • 346 notes
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